Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Sober January is a disaster.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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