Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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