Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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