Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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