Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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