Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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