I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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