jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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