I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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