I'm gonna have a badass scar
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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