He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
last night I used snow as a chaser
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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