I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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