But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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