you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do vagina's smell?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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