the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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