I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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