he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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