It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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