the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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