ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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