My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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