I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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