im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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