we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Houston, we have a squirter
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
