He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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