Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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