When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wanna passion pit in your ass
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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