you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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