You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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