Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
She is in my trunk
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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