so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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