I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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