Sry I called you an 8
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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