In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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