I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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