is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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