i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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