wat bout pragnant strippers??
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
