Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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