Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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