He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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