That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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