Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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