Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
too bad you live with your parents still
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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