Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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