I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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