How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
