Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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