I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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