So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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