Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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