is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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