Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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