he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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