What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We just shotgunned beers for America
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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